On 27/06/2009 at 10:06:24: [[ Pun for Hire ]]

MISSION: Say $IMPRESSIVE_WORDS on $SPECIAL_DAY

I'm currently at 2 for 2 on celebrity takedown - the workcycle goes as follows:

1) Draft $IMPRESSIVE_WORDS

2) Include joke about $CELEBRITY

3) $CELEBRITY dies before $SPECIAL_DAY

4) GOTO 1.

So far, I seem to have taken out Jade Goody and Michael Jackson. Any requests?